WELL, WELL, WELL

[WHAT I SEE]

Remember me? If you don’t, it’s okay. You will soon. And for those of you who have never met me… Well, welcome to a little bit of hell on Earth. I hope you all didn’t think this was over when the big kitty got stuck in a tree. Don’t worry too much about him, though. I’ll get him down soon enough. I’m sorry I’ve been gone so long. It seems quite a lot has gone on since the massacre. Tell me… Just how many of you lost someone you loved? I know a certain someone lost their brother. Some parents. Even a special little Silveria Princess was hurt. Though, things haven’t stopped have they? Don’t know? You will soon enough. By the end of today, you won’t be able to escape me. Everyone will know your dirty little secrets.

• Let’s start off with the Sabers. SACHEN SABER to be exact. How are you feeling, big boy? Better? I wouldn’t think so. Just where are you? Don’t know? Awww… For those of you that don’t know what I’m talking about, you might find the head of the Saber house to be… missing. Oops. It seems if he’s not dying from a tumor in his head, he’s being taken away to god knows where. Let’s hope he has a safe trip and no one else goes after SHANNON while he’s away. The Silverias don’t like to fight fair, after all.

• Congratulations, SCARLET. I hear you’re having twin boys. You must be so lucky. I’m terribly sorry about Sachen’s disappearance. Hopefully you’ll be able to carry on without him. It’s not like he’s part of your whole world, after all. You have JAMIE and…. Oh, who’s this? TOSHIBA HOPEWELL? Oh, you two are best friends? I see… It certainly looked like more. And where I thought Scarlet was just trying to get something on the side… Though, Jamie, baby, you should be watchful when those babies come. You sure they’re yours? Toshiba only loves her, after all. I heard they used to have a thing, too.

• Speaking of babies, they just seem to be everywhere! Not only has MELODY given birth, but MAZZY as well. Where’s her baby daddy though? Oh, that’s right. He’s is ‘with’ a certain used-to-be-doctor. How does it feel, Mazzy, to be nothing more than a cargo ship? You’re only purpose was to protect and carry the package until it could be delivered safely. Though, you know that, already, don’t you? Too bad he’s too busy with her to spend time with you.

• How about that? INCENDIO CRUZ AND URIAH WHITE. I don’t know what to consider them. He’s been calling her around a lot, but, to be honest, it sounds like it’s just for some fun, if you catch my drift. He always has the night planned out: dinner and then some nookie. Which I find it really amazing to believe he can get away with it. How many kids are in that house? Seven? I hope you’re not scaring them for life, jumping back and forth between Mazzy and Uriah. I do wonder who you’ll choose: the used-to-be-doctor or the baby mama? Personally, I think the baby mama would be best. At least you know she’s fertile. Uriah will never give you the big family you came from, from what I’ve heard.

• Speaking of women who can’t get pregnant, I sincerely hope you don’t want a baby, HIZARI because FABIANNA SILVERIA just can’t give it to you. You should try her sister, though, VITORIA. She already has a child. Then again, you might not live long enough to be a father with PHILLIP SILVERIA around. You did take out dear ZACHARIAH VIDAL didn’t you? After he tried to get a little handsy with your daughter? But, do tell me Hizari, how is your arm?

• Oh, I do get side tracked, don’t I? By the way, INCENDIO should watch out. He might not get to choose between his two women. URIAH sure has been spending a lot of time with MINORU hasn’t she?

• There are just home wreckers all over the place, though, aren’t there? I heard ELIJAH’S ex-wife is back and rearing to take his little boy away from him. I don’t blame her, either. Everyone remember SHOU’S broken jaw? I wonder just who did that, hm.

• Oh look, I’m getting sidetracked again. Speaking of abuse, MYCHEL had a tumble down the stairs the other day. I wonder if LORENZO had anything to do with it. It’s always the timid ones. They’re the ones you least suspect.

• Also saw little FROST SILVERIA and VESPER SPARKE get into a tiffy outside of Zenith. Turns out she couldn’t keep her hands to herself and Frost completely flipped on her. I think I even saw a little manhandling there. Can’t wait to see how that relationship turns out. Though, I doubt it would last. They both seem like jealous lover’s and Frost is living with a past bedtime lover. Vesper and ANDRUS better watch out for PERIWINKLE. She knows how to snatch all the men. Though, Vesper always has ROWAN right? Even TALAN, the band’s vocalist, said he liked Rowan better.

Well… That’s all I have for today. It’s okay if you don’t read this. I have runners posting this everywhere. You can’t escape from me.

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